Delusions (ficlet; Saiyuki)

Title: Delusions
Author: opalmatrix
Warnings: megalomania and excessive use of $50 words
Pairing(s): n/a
Spoilers: Reload 2-3 - information about Zakuro
Notes: Written for saiyuki_time challenge #24, art. Time allowed: 30 minutes. Time taken: 30. Go team!
Summary: Haven't you always wondered how he does it? Well, Zakuro-sama will tell you how!

You may have heard that "It's easy to fool fools." ... .