Bedazzled (ficlet; Saiyuki)

Title: Bedazzled
Author: opalmatrix
Warnings: Swearing
Pairing(s): teeny bit of 393
Spoilers: nothing much
Notes: Written for saiyuki_time challenge #35: Head over Heels . Time allowed: 25 minutes. Time taken: 32 minutes over.
Summary: Food's not the only thing that distracts Goku.

"Shit, what the hell's happened to the road ..."