The 15-Word Ficlet Meme!

I most recently saw this at nouvellebrielle's, although I know I've seen it other places as well. This was a real pain - sort of like doing a crossword puzzle and writing drabbles at the same time:

Write down the names of 10 characters. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.

My characters were:

Balalaika (Black Lagoon) Manji (Blade of the Immortal) Eda (Black Lagoon) Sanada Yukimura (SDK) Sanzo (Saiyuki)

Gojyo (Saiyuki) Onime-no-Kyo (SDK) Hakkai (Saiyuki) Revy (Black Lagoon) Matsumoto Rangiku (Bleach)

I'll freely admit that I gave up on my first run. Then I used random numbers to re-sort the same list and got some really great crack. Can anybody guess which prompt+characters made me squee most?
 

( Cut for prompts and results ... rating perhaps soft R at most )